Weird, Wacky, and Real Funny Phone Numbers

There are phone numbers for everything now, and we mean EVERYTHING. From personal use to fun, automated messages for Hogwarts information, there’s a weird, wacky and funny phone number waiting to be called. That’s right, you can call Harry’s stomping grounds to enroll today!

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Exit your iMessage and open the dial pad, you’re going to want to give these funny phone numbers a ring. Hogwarts Admissions Office Attention all you Potterheads, are you looking to enroll in the most prestigious school for witchcraft and wizardry? You can call Hogwarts at 605-475-6961 (apparently Hogwarts is in South Dakota??). The hotline contains information on how to navigate platform 9¾, plus admission details. Muggles dial with caution.

Hogwarts Funny Phone Number

Callin’ Oates: Your Emergency Hall and Oates Hotline Jam out between client calls with a Hall and Oates classic. Give a quick ring to 719-26-OATES and choose between One-on-One, Maneater, Rich Girl, and Private Eyes.

Better Call Saul "You’ve reached the offices of Saul Goodman and Associates, your one-stop shop for all things law." Saul Goodman doesn’t rest until your case is closed. He can be reached at 505-503-4455 and his voice message includes some legal tips pro bono.

Better Call Saul Funny Phone Number

Santa If you wait until December to clear things up with Santa, expect a lump of coal in your stocking. You can contact the big man up north anytime of the year at 951-262-3062 to reserve a spot on the nice list.

Santa Hotline

It Could Always Suck More Save this one for a rainy day. If you feel like things just aren’t going your way, give 605-475-6964 a call. They’ll guarantee that just when you think you have it bad, it could always be worse.

Funniest Phone Number

Bad Breath Notification When you’re out of gum to offer your tuna-loving coworker, slip them the number 605–475–6959. This can serve as an anonymous, yet subtle hint to conduct a post-meal breath-check.

Lindsay Lohan

The Rejection Hotline Ladies, this one is for you. Be sure to jot down 605-475-6968 in your iPhone notes for the next night out.

Rejection Hotline

Murray Bauman We know you’ve already binged the entire fourth season of Stranger Things, but did you catch Murray Bauman’s personal number? This strategically placed Easter egg may provide a hint at season 4. Call 618-625-8313 to hear what message he has for Joyce Byers.

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